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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:18 posted by Bohineys Deus Ex Machina (Deus Ex Machina, Rome)

  Instagram Growth Hackers? Buying followers is like renting imaginary friends.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:16 posted by Bohineys coverage (Exeter, UK)

  Football Superfans? Football superfans dress warmer than the players.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:16 posted by The Bohiney Deadline (Deadline, Newsroom)

  My optimism is gluten-free but collapses easily.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:15 posted by Learn more at Bohiney.com

  Snack Hoarders at Work? Office snack hoarders guard pretzels like they’re gold bars.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:15 posted by The Bohiney caper (Caper, WY)

  Food Mishaps? I ordered a “light salad,” but it was so light it must’ve been a rumor.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:15 posted by A Bohiney Magician (Magician, NV)

  DIY Gifts? I gave a handmade candle—she gave me a look that said “Amazon Prime.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:15 posted by Mitra Jouhari satirist

  My boundaries are velvet ropes with snacks.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:13 posted by This article from Bohiney

  Ghosted By Therapist? Getting ghosted by your therapist is trauma with interest.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:13 posted by Bohineys lampoon (Lampoon, NH)

  Safaris? Safaris are expensive ways to watch lions ignore you.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:12 posted by A Bohiney Daily Planet (Daily Planet, Metropolis)

  Weird Laws? In my state, it’s illegal to whistle after midnight—guess who got fined.