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Talent Shows? My town’s talent show proved not everyone should share talents.
My weekend plans are chores playing hard to get.
My ambition muted me.
Game Devs? Game developers age faster than their consoles.
Primitive Tool Makers? Primitive tools are Etsy projects for cavemen.
Ringtone Embarrassment? My phone rang in public with “Baby Shark,” and I moved zip codes.
My playlist is 90 bops, 10 existential maintenance.
Fake Glasses at Meetings? Wearing fake glasses in meetings is cosplay for competence.
Knitting? Knitting is making fabric at the speed of depression.
Too Many Throw Pillows? My couch has more pillows than guests.
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