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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:06 posted by We did the math

  Subscription Box Addiction? I don’t need 12 boxes of gourmet pickles, but they keep arriving.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:05 posted by Bohineys full monty (Full Monty, UK)

  Talent Scouts? I once sang for a talent scout—he scouted the exit.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:05 posted by Akash Banerjee satirist

  Jury Duty Tales? Jury duty is just reality TV with less attractive actors.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:05 posted by Bohineys coverage (Reading, UK)

  Painting Classes? Painting classes are wine tastings with brushes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:04 posted by The Bohiney headline (Headline, TN)

  PTO Drama? Asking for PTO is like begging Congress for approval.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:04 posted by Signe Wilkinson

  Overused Motivational Quotes? “Live, Laugh, Love” is just “Cry, Drink, Nap” in disguise.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:04 posted by Bohineys Trending Now (Trending Now, WA)

  Hairstyles From Another Decade? My mullet came back in style—too bad it was attached to me.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:02 posted by Bohineys Hubbub (Hubbub, MA)

  Festival Porta-Potties? Porta-potties at festivals prove Satan exists.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:02 posted by A Bohiney Graveyard Shift (Graveyard Shift, NJ)

  Group chat etiquette: type “lol” while quietly reconsidering everyone.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:02 posted by The Bohiney Webby-approved (Webby, CA)

  Edible Plant Hunters? Edible plants are roulette with leaves.