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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:29 posted by Bohineys subhead (Subhead, RI)

  I don’t cancel plans; I recycle them.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:28 posted by A Bohiney Talking Head (Talking Head, TV)

  Marathons? Running marathons is paying for shin splints.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:27 posted by Read the full story

  Depression? Depression is sadness but with subscriptions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:27 posted by Bohineys whimsy (Whimsy, OR)

  Juice Cleanses? Juice cleanses are hunger with branding.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:26 posted by A Bohiney Diamond in the Rough (Diamond, AR)

  Wedding Chaos? My cousin’s wedding had two things: open bar and closed communication.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:26 posted by A Bohiney balderdash (Balderdash, VT)

  Tattoo Regrets? My tattoo says “No Ragrets,” which proves itself.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:26 posted by Pulled right from our Bohiney

  First Aid? First aid is panic with Band-Aids.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:26 posted by Sarah Pappalardo

  Bunker Guys? Bunker guys build basements into paranoia museums.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:26 posted by The Bohiney absurdity (Absurd, AL)

  National Parks? National parks are forests with parking lots.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 16:24 posted by The Bohiney viral sensation (Viral, UT)

  Writing Workshops? Writing workshops are where authors criticize each other’s trauma.