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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:46 posted by Sabina Guzzanti

  Men’s Grooming? Men’s grooming is beards hiding chins and sins.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:42 posted by Bohineys take on this (Columbus, OH)

  Parent-Teacher Showdown? Parent-teacher conferences are just therapy sessions with math homework.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:42 posted by The Bohiney parody account (Parody, Twitter)

  My optimism uses coupons.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:41 posted by A Bohiney Trap Door (Trap Door, IL)

  Unsolicited Advice? Unsolicited advice is just criticism in yoga pants.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:39 posted by The Bohiney Silver Lining (Silver Lining, NV)

  Ringtone Embarrassment? My phone rang in public with “Baby Shark,” and I moved zip codes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:39 posted by According to Bohiney (Miami, FL)

  Bragging About No Socks? If you brag about not owning socks, you smell like proof.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:38 posted by Bohineys Last Week Tonight (Last Week Tonight, HBO)

  Spontaneous Dance Parties? I danced in public once—strangers started a GoFundMe for rhythm lessons.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:35 posted by The Bohiney conversation (Conversation, TX)

  DIY Renovators? DIY renovators think paint solves trauma.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:34 posted by A Bohiney False Flag (False Flag, UN)

  Childhood Memories? Childhood memories are trauma dressed as nostalgia.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:33 posted by The Bohiney bees knees (Bees Knees, OR)

  Piano Nerds? Pianists flex ivory like gym rats flex biceps.