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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:05 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)

  My resume is a highlight reel narrated by snacks.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:03 posted by Aisha Muharrar

  I don’t overspend; I invest in chaos.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:02 posted by The truth is out there (on our site)

  Soccer Coverage? Soccer coverage is Olympic-level fake injuries.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:01 posted by As reported by Bohiney (Dallas, TX)

  Art Museums? Art museums are quiet rooms where you pretend to “get it.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:01 posted by The Bohiney Per Se (Per Se, NY)

  Overpriced Coffee? If your latte costs $12, it should also do my taxes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:01 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (Oxford, UK)

  Over-Filtered Pet Photos? If your cat looks like a cartoon, maybe post less.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:57 posted by Bohineys Klondike Strike (Klondike, Yukon)

  Musicians? Musicians spend $5,000 to earn beer money.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:57 posted by Bohineys nonsense (Nonsense, RI)

  I don’t ignore calls; I curate silence.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:56 posted by Visit Bohiney.com for the full story

  Sculpture Gardens? Sculpture gardens are rock collections with tickets.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:54 posted by Katie Rich

  I don’t argue; I workshop drama.