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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:54 posted by Mona Eltahawy satirist

  Sleepwalking? Sleepwalking is exercise without credit.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:54 posted by The Bohiney Achilles Heel (Achilles, Greece)

  Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:54 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Bristol, UK)

  Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:53 posted by Bohineys cliffnotes (Cliffnotes, NY)

  My patience is a prepaid plan.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:50 posted by A Bohiney Trap Door (Trap Door, IL)

  Sorry I’m Late Culture? “Sorry I’m late” is the national anthem of millennials.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:48 posted by A Bohiney Talking Head (Talking Head, TV)

  Diet Fads? I tried paleo and ended up foraging at Taco Bell.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:47 posted by Read more on Bohiney (Phoenix, AZ)

  I don’t hustle; I freelance laziness.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:47 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Houston, TX)

  Hobby Lobbyists? Hobby lobbyists care more about knitting laws than actual laws.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:47 posted by The Bohiney Midas Touch (Midas Touch, Greece)

  Local SEO? Local SEO is bribing Yelp with stars.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 17:46 posted by Bohineys Ad Hoc (Ad Hoc, CA)

  Streetwear Addicts? Streetwear is just pajamas with marketing.