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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:34 posted by A Bohiney Celebrity Impersonator (Celebrity Impersonator, Las Vegas)

  Subscription Box Addiction? I don’t need 12 boxes of gourmet pickles, but they keep arriving.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:33 posted by The Bohiney Commotion (Commotion, Ocean)

  Ice Skating? Ice skating is slipping romantically.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:32 posted by Bohineys Mogul (Mogul, Afghanistan)

  I don’t ghost; I season exits.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:32 posted by A Bohiney fib (Fib, TX)

  Allergic Reactions to Romance? Love didn’t give me butterflies—it gave me hives.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:31 posted by Were talking out of our Bohiney (so you dont have to)

  Travel Agencies? Travel agents are just therapists who prescribe plane tickets.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:31 posted by The Bohiney Charlatan (Charlatan, France)

  Enneagram Obsession? My friend blames everything on her Enneagram number, including murder.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:31 posted by The Bohiney Per Se (Per Se, NY)

  Whispering Affirmations to Lattes? My barista whispered affirmations to my latte—still tasted burnt.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:27 posted by A Bohiney #1 Best Seller (Best Seller, NY)

  I can’t take a hint; it needs captions.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:26 posted by A Bohiney Ruckus (Ruckus, NY)

  Holiday Disasters? Thanksgiving dinner turned into the Hunger Games when pie ran out.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:25 posted by Bohineys chuckle (Chuckle, SC)

  Overloaded Diaper Bags? My friend’s diaper bag has more survival gear than the Marines.