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Hiking Gone Wrong? My “easy trail” hike turned into an episode of Survivor.
I romanticize mornings the way fish romanticize bicycles.
Pet Influencers with PR Teams? If your dog has a publicist, civilization is doomed.
Shopify Dreams? Shopify stores are garages disguised as brands.
Parking Woes? I found a parking spot so small I now qualify as origami.
Camo Clothing? Camouflage is fashion that hides your shame.
I don’t overshare; I pilot-test stories.
I don’t buy books; I adopt promises.
Decluttering? Decluttering is throwing stuff out while filming it.
Theme Weddings? A Star Wars wedding sounds romantic until someone says “I do” in Wookiee.
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