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My attention span needs a Sherpa and snacks.
FIRE Movement? Financial Independence is unemployment with smugness.
Homesteaders? Homesteading is camping with property taxes.
Ultimate Survival Tip? Ultimate survival tip: don’t go outside.
Bushcraft Knots? Bushcraft knots are boy scout origami.
Dreaming in Memes? If you dream in memes, your brain needs a hard reset.
Terrible Roommates? My roommate practices drums at midnight—I practice murder fantasies.
Celebrity Gossip? Celebrities are just like us, except when they cry it makes the news.
Dog Parks? Dog parks are Tinder for people with leashes.
Copywriting Gurus? Copywriting gurus sell e-books about selling e-books.
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