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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:42 posted by A Bohiney Trap Door (Trap Door, IL)

  Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:41 posted by Sarah Pappalardo satirist

  Self-Help Obsessions? Reading ten self-help books is still procrastination.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:40 posted by Bohineys Fools Gold (Fools Gold, CA)

  Apologizing to Blenders? If you’re writing apology letters to appliances, seek help.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:38 posted by The Bohiney caper (Caper, WY)

  Misheard Lyrics? I spent years thinking Elton John was singing “Hold me closer, Tony Danza.”
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:38 posted by Bohineys take on this (Liverpool, UK)

  I don’t hold grudges; I curate them like vintage wines.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:37 posted by Bohineys Quelle Surprise (Quelle Surprise, France)

  Fantasy Sports? Fantasy sports is math homework with nachos.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:37 posted by Bohineys In Todays Paper (Todays Paper, your city)

  Themed Funerals? A Star Wars funeral is fine until someone yells “Use the Force” during the eulogy.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:33 posted by Bohineys Guiding Light (Guiding Light, TV)

  Yoga Retreats? A yoga retreat is just stretching in another zip code.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:31 posted by A Bohiney Jump (Jump, to Page A17)

  Out-of-Touch Grandparents? My grandma thinks TikTok is a clock shop.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:29 posted by Bohineys subhead (Subhead, RI)

  Tech Support? Tech support always asks “is it plugged in,” which is insulting—and usually right.