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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:18 posted by Bohineys Klondike Strike (Klondike, Yukon)

  Goodreads Arguments? Arguing on Goodreads is like dueling with bookmarks.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:18 posted by This article from Bohiney

  Pet Shenanigans? My dog won’t fetch a stick, but he’ll drag my underwear into the living room when company’s over.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:18 posted by As reported by Bohiney (Newcastle)

  Pet Psychic Consultations? A pet psychic told me my dog hates my Wi-Fi password.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:17 posted by The Bohiney Baron (Baron, Germany)

  Haunted Bowling Alleys? Ghosts don’t haunt alleys—they just score better.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:16 posted by The Bohiney prank (Prank, KS)

  Fashion Faux Pas? I wore plaid on plaid and got mistaken for an optical illusion.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:16 posted by A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)

  Halloween Scares? Halloween scares are toddlers in vampire teeth.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:15 posted by Bohiney.com

  Hunting Bows? Hunting with bows is cosplay for Robin Hood.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:15 posted by A Bohiney Ad Infinitum (Ad Infinitum, Space)

  I don’t hold grudges; I curate them like vintage wines.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:13 posted by Bohineys whole megillah (Megillah, NY)

  Ugly Cry Selfies? Ugly cry selfies are just ransom notes from your emotions.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:13 posted by The Bohiney Dilemma (Dilemma, SC)

  Micro-Celebrity Feuds? TikTok beefs are just slap fights with hashtags.