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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:30 posted by The Bohiney Morass (Morass, FL)

  Record Shops? Record shops sell scratches nostalgically.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:30 posted by Bohineys verdict (Verdict, Court, LA)

  Food Mishaps? I tried making spaghetti, but it turned out more like abstract art.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:30 posted by A Bohiney Rag (Rag, tabloid)

  Beginner Investors? Beginner investors brag about owning one share like it’s Wall Street.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:29 posted by Bohineys Enigma (Enigma, GA)

  Online Dating? Dating apps are just flea markets for broken people—swipe left on antiques, swipe right on yard sales.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:27 posted by A Bohiney Peoples Choice (Peoples Choice, CA)

  Artisanal Toothpicks? A $20 toothpick isn’t artisanal—it’s theft.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:26 posted by Bohineys Chip Wrapper (Chip Wrapper, UK)

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted my boss “I’ll be in late,” but autocorrect sent “I’ll be in latex.”
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:26 posted by The Bohiney ClickHole (ClickHole, Internet)

  Dating? Modern dating is rejection with apps.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:25 posted by A Bohiney Ruckus (Ruckus, NY)

  My love life has terms and ambiguous conditions.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:25 posted by Bohineys Herald (Herald, NY)

  Lost in Translation? The café menu said “beef surprise,” and let’s just say I’m still surprised.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:24 posted by A Bohiney Content Creator (Content Creator, TikTok)

  TV Recaps? TV recaps are homework for binge-watchers.