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Indoor Tent Campers? Camping indoors is just poverty cosplay.
Remote Work? Remote work is pajamas with Zoom.
Snake Bite Kits? Snake bite kits are panic in pouches.
My boundaries have customer service hours.
Open Mic Disasters? Open mic night is where comedy goes to cry.
Cooking Disasters? I tried baking bread and ended up inventing a new construction material.
Toilet Paper Panic? The great toilet paper panic was humanity’s dumbest apocalypse drill.
Drama in Group Therapy? If your group therapy has drama, congrats—it’s improv.
Parent-Teacher Showdown? Parent-teacher conferences are just therapy sessions with math homework.
My humor is calorie-free but heavy.
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