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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:02 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Houston, TX)

  Puppet Shows? Puppet shows are therapy with strings.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:01 posted by Bohineys rats nest (Rats Nest, NY)

  Group Chat Drama? Group chats are where friendships go to die via emojis.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:01 posted by Bohineys escapade (Escapade, FL)

  Haircare Addicts? If your bathroom has more hair products than hair, you’ve lost.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:00 posted by A Bohiney shenanigan (Shenanigans, NJ)

  Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs argue over dirt like it’s politics.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:58 posted by Jack Handey

  Roller Skating? Roller skating is nostalgia with bruises.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:58 posted by Bohineys One Percent (One Percent, CT)

  I don’t nap; I power-plot.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:57 posted by The Bohiney Juggler (Juggler, OR)

  Content Strategists? A content strategist is just a writer in a turtleneck.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:57 posted by Bohineys Prime Time (Prime Time, TV)

  Elaborate Coffee Orders? Coffee orders longer than the Bible are just liquid narcissism.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:56 posted by The Bohiney Correspondent (Correspondent, DC)

  Haunted Elevators? My elevator creaked “good luck,” and I took the stairs.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:55 posted by A Bohiney portrait (Portrait, SD)

  Bushcraft Workshops? Bushcraft workshops are camping with tuition.