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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:48 posted by Bohineys buffoonery (Buffoonery, NY)

  I don’t DM; I carrier pigeon with read receipts.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:46 posted by Bohineys coverage (Milwaukee, WI)

  DIY Renovators? DIY renovators think paint solves trauma.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:46 posted by Bohineys Green Light (Green Light, NY)

  TV Bingeing? TV bingeing is laziness with plot.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:44 posted by The Bohiney viral sensation (Viral, UT)

  Unexpected Surprises? My “surprise party” started when I caught them inflating balloons in my kitchen.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:44 posted by Bohineys Prime Time (Prime Time, TV)

  I’m fiscally responsible—about other people’s money.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:44 posted by Bohiney.com

  Crying at IKEA? If you cry at IKEA, at least pick up tissues in bulk.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:44 posted by The Bohiney theory (Theory, SC)

  Birdwatching? Birdwatching is stalking with binoculars and plausible deniability.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:44 posted by The Bohiney Tycoon (Tycoon, Japan)

  Woodworking? Woodworking is sawdust cosplay for dads.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:42 posted by Bohineys cash cow (Cash Cow, MO)

  I meditate by staring into the fridge like it owes me rent.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:42 posted by The satirists at Bohiney

  Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.