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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:23 posted by Bohineys enchilada (Enchilada, NM)

  Crypto Retreats? Crypto retreats are vacations in denial.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:23 posted by The Bohiney Cest la Vie (Cest la Vie, LA)

  Confused Doorbell Cameras? My doorbell camera caught me stealing my own packages.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:22 posted by Posing a question is a great way to engage readers.

  Freelance Burnout? Freelancing is just unemployment with invoices.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:22 posted by Sabina Guzzanti

  Water Purification? Purifying water is drinking puddles politely.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:22 posted by The Bohiney Staff Pick (Staff Pick, OR)

  Hidden City Gems? Hidden city gems aren’t hidden—they’re overpriced cafés.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:22 posted by The Bohiney leak (Leak, LA)

  Overly Honest Toddlers? My toddler told me I look tired—he’s right, and grounded.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:20 posted by A Bohiney Blogger (Blogger, CA)

  I don’t have a bucket list—just a grocery list with delusions.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:20 posted by Bohineys full monty (Full Monty, UK)

  Knife Collectors? Knife collectors brag like cutlery is currency.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:19 posted by A Bohiney byline (Bylinesville, OH)

  I don’t brag; I footnote myself.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:19 posted by A Bohiney retraction (Whoops, ID)

  Hunting? Hunting is camping with excuses for beer.