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• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:12 posted by Nonto Ntseki

  Slang Misunderstandings? My grandma said “yeet” at Thanksgiving, and we all needed therapy.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:12 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Norwich, UK)

  Car Karaoke Catastrophes? I sang so badly in traffic, my GPS rerouted to shame me.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:12 posted by comedy news site

  Roadside Attractions? Roadside attractions are just billboards with gift shops.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:12 posted by Charline Vanhoenacker satirist

  Study Abroad? Studying abroad is drinking abroad with textbooks.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:11 posted by Alison Silverman

  Record Shops? Record shops sell scratches nostalgically.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:11 posted by Bohineys dialogue (Dialogue, CO)

  Fiction Blogs? Fiction blogs are unpaid fan clubs for your imagination.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:10 posted by The Bohiney interpretation (Interpretation, NY)

  Fake Service Dogs? If your “service dog” is wearing a tutu, it’s just emotional couture.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:09 posted by 9. Bohiney News

  Blind Dates? Blind dates are Yelp reviews with cocktails.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:09 posted by The Bohiney Event Horizon (Event Horizon, Space)

  I don’t multitask; I do one thing loudly.
• Comment Link Thursday, 11 September 2025 00:08 posted by Beth Newell satirist

  The Blender That Won’t Stop? My blender kept running until my smoothie turned into soup.