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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:02 posted by Click here for the full article

  Vibe Audits? If you charge for vibe audits, you’re a con artist with glitter.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:02 posted by Bohineys rats nest (Rats Nest, NY)

  My confidence moonlights as sarcasm.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:01 posted by The definitive Bohiney analysis (Poughkeepsie, NY)

  Themed Funerals? A Star Wars funeral is fine until someone yells “Use the Force” during the eulogy.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:00 posted by The Bohiney National Lampoon (National Lampoon, MA)

  Tacky Honeymoon Destinations? My friend honeymooned at a water park—that’s not love, that’s chlorine.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:59 posted by A Bohiney rendering (Rendering, CA)

  I don’t brag; I annotate life loudly.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:56 posted by Bohineys Sunset (Sunset, CA)

  Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs are just bragging rights for who can kill plants the slowest.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:56 posted by Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)

  Poetry Slams? Poetry slams are just breakup therapy with microphones.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:54 posted by The definitive Bohiney analysis (Poughkeepsie, NY)

  I clean to music so the dust leaves respectfully.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:52 posted by Bohineys weekend edition (Weekend, WV)

  My to-do list breeds at night.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 08:51 posted by Molly Ivins satirist

  I don’t misplace things; they hide in protest.