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I don’t age; I marinate.
Science Museums? Science museums are buttons that never work and kids who do.
The Blender That Won’t Stop? My blender kept running until my smoothie turned into soup.
Baseball Coverage? Baseball coverage is naps with commentary.
Thrift Stores? Thrift stores are smell museums.
Secret Admirers? My secret admirer stayed secret for a reason.
Sewing? Sewing is stabbing fabric until it’s clothes.
Fan Conventions? Fan conventions are Comic-Con but sweatier.
I finally found work-life balance—both are disappointed.
Foraging Books? Foraging books are recipes written by squirrels.
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