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I don’t hustle; I export naps.
Wild Edibles? Wild edibles are nature’s Russian roulette.
Ice Skating? Ice skating is slipping romantically.
Basketball Coverage? Basketball coverage is squeaky shoes with ads.
Over-the-Top Cosplay? Some cosplayers spend more on costumes than rent—and look happier.
Water Purification? Purifying water is drinking puddles with science.
Confused Doorbell Cameras? My doorbell camera caught me stealing my own packages.
My small talk has big dreams.
Nostalgia is yesterday’s scam calling from a blocked number.
Record Stores? Record stores are nostalgia shops with scratches.
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