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Room Service Mishaps? I ordered breakfast in bed and got debt in pajamas.
Poetry Readings? Poetry readings are therapy with microphones.
Amazon FBA Bros? Amazon FBA is storage units with hope.
Fake Service Dogs? If your “service dog” is wearing a tutu, it’s just emotional couture.
DIY Taxidermy? DIY taxidermy is just arts and crafts with nightmares.
Dystopian Startup Pitches? A startup pitched “Uber for funerals”—and investors loved it.
My comfort zone has throw pillows and Wi-Fi.
Surprise Inspections? My landlord “inspected” and found out I inspect rent late.
I flirt by remembering your dog’s astrological sign.
Film Students? Film students shoot trauma in black and white.
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