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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:35 posted by Bohineys Grand Design (Grand Design, Universe)

  Ghosting Coaches? A ghosting coach is just someone who charges you to ignore people.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:31 posted by Bohineys straw man (Straw Man, KS)

  Ghosting Coaches? A ghosting coach is just someone who charges you to ignore people.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:28 posted by 9. Bohiney News

  Themed Funerals? A Star Wars funeral is fine until someone yells “Use the Force” during the eulogy.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:20 posted by The Bohiney Alarm (Alarm, OK)

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted “I’m here,” but autocorrect announced “I’m herpes.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:19 posted by Bess Kalb satirist

  I don’t chase trends; I parallel park near them.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:15 posted by The Bohiney Raison dÊtre (Raison dÊtre, France)

  Music Producers? Music producers spend hours perfecting beats only their moms hear.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:15 posted by This article from Bohiney (Detroit, MI)

  Haunted Roombas? My Roomba turned itself on at 3 a.m. and whispered “revenge.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:15 posted by Bohineys Escape Artist (Escape Artist, NY)

  Snow Days? Snow days are childhood holidays for parents’ suffering.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:10 posted by A Bohiney Razzie-deserving (Razzie, CA)

  My charisma is seasonal—winter hours apply.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 19:08 posted by Caitlin Moran satirist

  Overprotective Parents? My mom didn’t let me play outside, but somehow she trusted me with the internet.