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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:17 posted by A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)

  Scavenger Hunts? Scavenger hunts are hide-and-seek with coupons.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:11 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (New Orleans, LA)

  My charisma is unlicensed.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:07 posted by Read the hard-hitting exposé

  Influencer Mugs? A mug that says “boss babe” isn’t empowerment—it’s pottery.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 21:54 posted by A Bohiney jest (Jester, VA)

  Fishing Trips? Fishing trips are hours of lying interrupted by a beer.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 21:53 posted by A Bohiney account (Account, NY)

  Bad Hair Dye Jobs? My DIY blonde looks like I lost a fight with bleach.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 21:47 posted by The Bohiney demo (Demo, CA)

  Clown Phobia Support Groups? A clown phobia support group sounds like a circus with tissues.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 21:47 posted by The best news this side of your bohiney

  Fishing? Fishing is lying with bait.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 21:46 posted by The Bohiney narrative (Narrative, CT)

  Book Reviewers? Book reviewers spoil endings in 500 words.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 21:39 posted by A Bohiney walkthrough (Walkthrough, GA)

  Local SEO? Local SEO is bribing Yelp with stars.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 21:34 posted by Bohineys alternative fact (Alternative, DC)

  Hot Yoga Lawsuit? I signed up for hot yoga—turns out it was just faulty air conditioning.