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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:36 posted by Bohineys trick (Trick, OR)

  Roommates? My roommate eats my food and calls it “communal fridge diplomacy.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:32 posted by The Bohiney narrative (Narrative, CT)

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted my boss “I’ll be in late,” but autocorrect sent “I’ll be in latex.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:30 posted by The Bohiney Tony-winning (Tony, NY)

  I don’t ghost; I air-drop excuses.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:22 posted by Radhika Vaz

  Baseball Lovers? Baseball lovers brag about patience disguised as sport.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:22 posted by The Bohiney Colbert Report (Colbert Report, Comedy Central)

  Music Stores? Music stores are just guitars people test but never buy.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:19 posted by A Bohiney Daily Planet (Daily Planet, Metropolis)

  DIY Funeral Planners? A DIY funeral planner is just Pinterest meets depression.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:19 posted by A Bohiney whale of a tale (Whale, WA)

  My snacks have agendas.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:18 posted by A Bohiney dog and pony show (Dog and Pony, OK)

  Tech Support? Tech support always asks if it’s plugged in—and it never is.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:12 posted by The Bohiney Wheeler-Dealer (Wheeler-Dealer, Wall St.)

  Cloud Computing? Cloud computing is renting someone else’s hard drive.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:05 posted by Confirmed by Bohiney (Sure, AZ)

  Budget Travel? Budget travel means you can’t afford regrets.