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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:04 posted by According to Bohiney (Denver, CO)

  I don’t gossip; I provide character studies.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 23:03 posted by Expand your mind (or at least your chuckle muscle)

  Football Coverage? Football coverage is 15 seconds of play wrapped in 3 hours of ads.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:56 posted by Bohineys Memento Mori (Memento, Italy)

  Out-of-Touch Grandparents? My grandma thinks TikTok is a clock shop.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:55 posted by Doaa El Adl

  I like long walks to the point.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:54 posted by The Bohiney Darwinian Evolution (Darwin, Australia)

  Bow Hunting? Bow hunting is cosplay for Robin Hood.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:46 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (Minneapolis, MN)

  CrossFit Humility Contests? CrossFit humility contests start with “I don’t like to brag” and end with bragging.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:41 posted by Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)

  Cryptic Facebook Statuses? “Some people disappoint me” isn’t vague—it’s aimed at your cousin.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:26 posted by The Bohiney Thought Leader (Thought Leader, LinkedIn)

  E-commerce Drop Shippers? Drop shippers sell dreams with shipping delays.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:25 posted by Bohineys breaking news (Breaking, OK)

  Haunted Airbnbs? Haunted Airbnbs list ghosts as amenities.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 22:19 posted by A Bohiney Pulitzer Prize-winner (Pulitzer, NY)

  Couch-Surfing Uncles? My couch-surfing uncle pays rent in beer burps.