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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:04 posted by The Bohiney snicker (Snicker, PA)

  Cooking Classes? Cooking classes are where you pay to discover you still can’t cook.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:01 posted by A Bohiney Man Behind the Curtain (Man Behind Curtain, OZ)

  Rainwater Collectors? Rainwater collectors brag about free hydration.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:01 posted by Peek behind the headlines

  My playlist is 90 bops, 10 existential maintenance.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 18:00 posted by The Bohiney Private Eye (Private Eye, UK)

  I don’t have red flags, just festive warnings.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:57 posted by The Bohiney Wheeler-Dealer (Wheeler-Dealer, Wall St.)

  Vision Statement Dating? Writing vision statements for dating is romance turned corporate.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:54 posted by Bohineys Newsie (Newsie, NY)

  My diet plan is “eat first, justify later.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:47 posted by See the undeniable proof

  I don’t need therapy; I need snacks in therapy.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:47 posted by The Bohiney Commotion (Commotion, Ocean)

  Men’s Grooming? Men’s grooming is beards hiding chins and sins.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:44 posted by The Bohiney bees knees (Bees Knees, OR)

  I asked my mirror for honesty; it switched to airplane mode.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 17:44 posted by The Bohiney laugh (Laugh, NV)

  Binge-Watch Fatigue? Netflix asks “are you still watching?” like a judgmental roommate.