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Survival Gurus? The best survival tip? Don’t leave the house.
Pranks Gone Wrong? I scared my roommate, and he scared the landlord with the damage bill.
Fridge Magnet Philosophies? If your wisdom comes from a fridge magnet, it expires too.
The cloud is just lost files with better branding.
Vanlife? Vanlife is homelessness with hashtags.
Unsolicited Advice? Unsolicited advice is just criticism in yoga pants.
Side Hustle Overload? I’ve got so many side hustles, my main hustle is unemployment.
Plus-Size Fashion? Plus-size fashion is fabric tax disguised as style.
Dreaming in Memes? If you dream in memes, your brain needs a hard reset.
Vacation Disasters? My “ocean-view” hotel room came with binoculars and imagination.
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