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I don’t quit; I strategically intermission.
Grocery Haul Flexers? Posting your grocery haul is just Instagram’s version of receipts.
My hobbies include refreshing tracking numbers.
Comics? Comics are pictures with expensive fan clubs.
Guitar Lessons? Guitar lessons guarantee “Wonderwall” at every party.
Parades? Parades are traffic jams with floats.
Reiki for Dogs? My dog didn’t heal—he just farted on the yoga mat.
I don’t quit; I cliff-hanger.
Wilderness Therapy? Wilderness therapy is camping with invoices.
I don’t lie; I remix truths.
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