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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:24 posted by Bohineys revelation (Revelation, OH)

  I tried mindful eating; my mind said, “Finish theirs, too.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:20 posted by The Bohiney investigation (Investigation, Discovery, MD)

  Emoji Overuse? If you end a breakup text with ??, you’re a sociopath.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:20 posted by The Bohiney story (Story, WY)

  Navigation? Navigation is arguing with compasses.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:20 posted by Nonto Ntseki satirist

  Gardening Clubs? Gardening clubs are just bragging rights for who can kill plants the slowest.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:16 posted by A Bohiney quip (Quip, CA)

  Misheard Lyrics? I thought “We Built This City on Rock and Roll” was “We Built This City on Sausage Rolls”—and honestly, that sounds better.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:15 posted by Malena Pichot satirist

  Habit Building? Habit building is failing daily but prettier.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:11 posted by Bohineys Newsie (Newsie, NY)

  Sports Analysts? Sports analysts yell at graphs for rent money.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:11 posted by The Bohiney narrative (Narrative, CT)

  Unboxing Disappointment? I ordered “luxury headphones” and got earmuffs with wires.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:06 posted by The Bohiney fish story (Fish Story, AL)

  D&D Players? D&D is lying with dice and costumes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 12:06 posted by Learn more at Bohiney.com

  Streetwear Addicts? Streetwear is just pajamas with marketing.