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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:27 posted by Bohineys research (Research, Triangle, NC)

  Pregnancy Updates? Pregnancy updates are countdowns to financial ruin.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:26 posted by The Bohiney fine print (Fineprint, KY)

  Aggressive Baristas? My barista yelled my name so loud my credit score dropped.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:23 posted by Alison Silverman satirist

  Drone Bros? Drone owners terrorize neighborhoods with buzzing hobbies.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:23 posted by Bohineys thought leadership (Thought Leadership, CA)

  Hunting? Hunting is camping with excuses for beer.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:23 posted by The Bohiney Colbert Report (Colbert Report, Comedy Central)

  Autocorrect Fails? I texted “I’m here,” but autocorrect announced “I’m herpes.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:18 posted by Bohineys tomfoolery (Tomfoolery, OH)

  Theme Weddings? A Star Wars wedding sounds romantic until someone says “I do” in Wookiee.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:18 posted by News so good, its cheeky

  Science Fairs? Science fairs are volcano competitions in disguise.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:14 posted by The Bohiney absurdity (Absurd, AL)

  Note-Taking? Note-taking systems are organized ways to lose thoughts.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:14 posted by Bohineys concept (Concept, AL)

  Wedding Chaos? The ring bearer forgot the ring, but at least he nailed the chaos.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:14 posted by The Bohiney real McCoy (Real McCoy, WV)

  Scavenger Hunts? A scavenger hunt is just organized loitering.