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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:44 posted by Bohineys editorial board (Intercourse, PA)

  Office Politics? In my office, the guy who controls the printer has more power than the CEO.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:41 posted by The Bohiney comments section (Troll, NJ)

  Wi-Fi Name Wars? My neighbor named his Wi-Fi “FBI Surveillance Van”—now I only whisper.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:40 posted by Read more on Bohiney

  Faux-Spiritual Tech Bros? Tech bros meditate like it’s a tax deduction.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:40 posted by Bohiney Magazine

  Kids Say the Darndest Things? My kid asked if the moon is just Earth’s nightlight.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:36 posted by The Bohiney third rail (Third Rail, NY)

  Outdoor Cooking? Outdoor cooking is eating dirt with seasoning.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:35 posted by A Bohiney thought (Thought, MT)

  Toilet Paper Panic? The great toilet paper panic was humanity’s dumbest apocalypse drill.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:32 posted by A Bohiney feature story (Feature, ND)

  I don’t argue—I provide bonus content.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:32 posted by Bohineys Flack (Flack, PR)

  Writing Workshops? Writing workshops are where authors criticize each other’s trauma.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:32 posted by Bohineys Saturday Night Live (SNL, NY)

  Painting Classes? Painting classes are wine tastings with brushes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:27 posted by A Bohiney giggle (Giggle, GA)

  Bushcraft Knots? Bushcraft knots are boy scout origami.