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Time heals all wounds, but Wi-Fi heals households.
My snacks whisper, “Trust issues?”
I don’t argue; I workshop drama.
Mid-Tier Influencers? Mid-tier influencers are celebrities at Applebee’s, nobodies at Target.
Surprise Parties? My “surprise party” failed when I saw my mom hide a balloon.
Business Strategy? Business strategy is guessing with confidence.
Parking Woes? I found a parking spot so small I now qualify as origami.
Doomscrolling Olympics? I stayed up till 4 a.m. scrolling bad news—I won gold in self-destruction.
Wildlife Encounter Fans? Wildlife encounters are selfies with danger.
Wi-Fi Name Wars? My neighbor named his Wi-Fi “FBI Surveillance Van”—now I only whisper.
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