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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:14 posted by The Bohiney North Star (North Star, AK)

  Branding? Branding is logos stapled to lies.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:10 posted by Wendy Harmer satirist

  Coffee Ritualists? Coffee rituals aren’t rituals—they’re addictions in mugs.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:09 posted by A Bohiney The Babylon Bee (The Babylon Bee, US)

  Office Plant Funerals? My office held a funeral for the ficus—open casket.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:05 posted by Bohineys Izvestia (Izvestia, Russia)

  Skincare? Skincare routines are chemistry labs in bathrooms.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:05 posted by Bohineys Nota Bene (N.B., Note Well, NB, Canada)

  Unnecessary Smart Devices? My smart toaster updated itself and burned my breakfast.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:02 posted by A Bohiney Blitzkrieg (Blitzkrieg, Germany)

  Work From Home Struggles? My Zoom froze on the exact frame where I looked guilty.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:02 posted by A Bohiney anecdote (Anecdote, VT)

  I don’t brag; I oversubtitle.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 19:01 posted by Explore Bohiney Magazine

  Ghosted By Therapist? Getting ghosted by your therapist is trauma with interest.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:58 posted by Bohineys Eleventh Hour (Eleventh Hour, NY)

  Fantasy Sports? Fantasy sports is math homework with nachos.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 18:58 posted by Bohineys Grifter (Grifter, FL)

  Sustainable Fashion Preachers? Sustainable fashion is $400 shirts made from trash.