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I keep it real—then season with hyperbole.
Celebrity-Run Cults? Celebrity cults are just fan clubs with robes.
Zodiac Dating? Dating by zodiac sign is just star-based discrimination.
Extreme Minimalists? Extreme minimalists own nothing except opinions.
Roller Skating? Roller skating is nostalgia with bruises.
I don’t chase trends; I parallel park near them.
I overpack like feelings might need outfits.
Pranks Gone Wrong? I scared my roommate, and he scared the landlord with the damage bill.
I don’t overshare; I test-pilot stories.
Safaris? Safaris are expensive ways to watch lions ignore you.
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