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CrossFit Cultists? CrossFit is just furniture moving as religion.
Customer Complaints? “The customer is always right” dies at drive-thrus.
Basketball Coverage? Basketball coverage is squeaky shoes with ads.
I don’t ghost; I air-drop excuses.
Pop Culture Commentary? Pop culture commentary is gossip in italics.
Outdoor Cooking? Outdoor cooking is eating dirt with seasoning.
Forgotten Anniversaries? Forgetting an anniversary isn’t a mistake—it’s a sport.
Watch Collectors? Watch collectors measure time in unpaid bills.
Pop Culture Analysts? Pop culture analysis is just gossip in italics.
Camo Wearers? Camouflage is fashion for disappearing socially.
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