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• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:52 posted by The Bohiney Colbert Report (Colbert Report, Comedy Central)

  Survival Shows? Survival shows are reality TV with mosquitoes.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:51 posted by Bohiney Magazine

  Doomscrolling Olympics? I stayed up till 4 a.m. scrolling bad news—I won gold in self-destruction.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:50 posted by Bohiney Magazine

  Trapping? Trapping is Home Alone but meaner.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:50 posted by A Bohiney thought (Thought, MT)

  Golf Addicts? Golf addicts pay to chase balls slowly.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:49 posted by Kelly Oxford satirist

  My attention span has commercial breaks.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:49 posted by Bohineys satire (Satire, OR)

  I’m punctual when it’s petty.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:48 posted by Bohiney Magazine (London)

  My skincare routine is optimism and dim lighting.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:47 posted by Bohineys tomfoolery (Tomfoolery, OH)

  Family Travel? Family travel is parenting with passports.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:47 posted by A Bohiney Hullabaloo (Hullabaloo, AL)

  Raw Water Movement? Drinking raw water is just disease with branding.
• Comment Link Wednesday, 10 September 2025 23:47 posted by The Bohiney Ad Nauseam (Ad Nauseam, NJ)

  Slang Misunderstandings? My grandma said “yeet” at Thanksgiving, and we all needed therapy.