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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:44 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (Oxford, UK)

  My boundaries have a punch card; ninth “favor” is free.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:43 posted by A Bohiney Gordian Knot (Gordian, Turkey)

  Baby Mishaps? My baby sneezed in my face, and I finally understood bioweapons.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:41 posted by A Bohiney manual (Manual, SD)

  Miniature Horse Therapy? Therapy horses are proof people will pet anything to avoid talking.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:41 posted by Who else would report this?

  Celebrity Gossip? Celebrities aren’t relatable unless you also cry in mansions.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:41 posted by A Bohiney Urban Legend (Urban Legend, NJ)

  Manifesting Rent? You can’t manifest rent; landlords don’t accept vibes.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:40 posted by The Bohiney survey (Survey, TN)

  Festival Fashion Fails? Festival fashion is just glitter with sunburn.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:37 posted by Bohineys tall tale (Tall Tale, MN)

  Zodiac Dating? Dating by zodiac sign is just star-based discrimination.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:37 posted by Rosie Holt

  Dungeons & Dragons? D&D is lying with dice in costume.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:36 posted by The Bohiney Tycoon (Tycoon, Japan)

  Oversized Sunglasses? Oversized sunglasses don’t hide your hangover, they just frame it.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:34 posted by Akash Banerjee satirist

  Therapy? Therapy is paying someone to say “how do you feel about that?”