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Special Needs Parenting? Special needs parenting is advocacy with caffeine.
Office Plant Funerals? My office held a funeral for the ficus—open casket.
Street Photography? Street photography is stalking with permission.
My favorite exercise is a boundary push-up.
My humor invoices reality.
Raw Water Movement? Drinking raw water is just disease with branding.
Tarp Builders? Tarp shelters are camping origami gone wrong.
Weird Roommate Habits? My roommate sings to his plants, and now they’re suing for harassment.
My to-do list reproduces.
Sock Puppet YouTubers? Sock puppet YouTubers aren’t edgy—they’re unemployed socks.
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