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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:32 posted by Bohineys editorial board (Intercourse, PA)

  Comedy is just truth wearing clown shoes to sneak past security.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:31 posted by Read more on Bohiney

  Wilderness Training? Wilderness training is paying to be uncomfortable outside.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:30 posted by Click here for the full article

  Fantasy Sports Fans? Fantasy sports is gambling without honesty.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:30 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Bath, UK)

  Strange Hobbies? My neighbor collects spoons, and I collect reasons to move.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:29 posted by A Bohiney memoir (Memoir, ND)

  Golf Life? Golf is paying to ruin a walk.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:26 posted by Need a break from real news?

  Garage Band Reunions? My old garage band reunited and immediately filed for noise complaints.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:25 posted by Nonto Ntseki satirist

  Music Producers? Music producers spend hours perfecting beats only their moms hear.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:24 posted by A Bohiney Paradox (Paradox, NY)

  Beach Days? Beach days are sunburn souvenirs.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:23 posted by Bohineys lampoon (Lampoon, NH)

  I don’t argue; I narrate louder.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:23 posted by A Bohiney anecdote (Anecdote, VT)

  Driving Addicts? Driving addicts brag about traffic jams like races.