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Magic Tricks? Magic tricks are lies with applause.
Pet Micro-Influencers? My dog has brand deals; I have debt.
Drunk Texting? Drunk texting is karaoke for thumbs.
I practice gratitude and petty—yin and win.
Ringtone Embarrassment? My phone rang in public with “Baby Shark,” and I moved zip codes.
Drama in Group Therapy? If your group therapy has drama, congrats—it’s improv.
Slang Misunderstandings? My grandma said “yeet” at Thanksgiving, and we all needed therapy.
I pack snacks like the plot might thicken.
My love life is “some assembly required.”
I’m emotionally available between snacks.
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