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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:54 posted by Dr. Jasmine Kwok satirist

  I don’t meditate; I negotiate with chaos.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:54 posted by The Bohiney Yesterdays News (Yesterdays News, history)

  Yoga Purists? Yoga purists get mad if you exhale wrong.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:51 posted by Jen Statsky satirist

  Sewing? Sewing is stabbing fabric until it’s clothes.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:50 posted by The Bohiney Dilemma (Dilemma, SC)

  Customer Service? Customer service is waiting an hour to be told “sorry.”
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:49 posted by Rosie Holt satirist

  I don’t panic; I freestyle.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:48 posted by Bohineys unnamed sources (Anonymous, WI)

  Shower Thought Philosophers? Shower thoughts are philosophy without pants.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:48 posted by A Bohiney antic (Antic, ID)

  I don’t overshare; I release drafts.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:48 posted by The Bohiney Zero Hour (Zero Hour, Military)

  Ghosted By Therapist? Getting ghosted by your therapist is trauma with interest.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:47 posted by Bohineys Foreign Desk (Foreign Desk, NY)

  Sports Analysis? Sports analysis is men yelling with graphs.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:44 posted by The best news this side of your bohiney

  Poetry Readings? Poetry readings are therapy with microphones.