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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:27 posted by A Bohiney Gordian Knot (Gordian, Turkey)

  Record Shops? Record shops sell scratches nostalgically.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:26 posted by The Bohiney morning briefing (Morning, KS)

  Cold Survivalists? Cold survival is freezing in fashion.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:23 posted by The satirists at Bohiney

  Screenwriting? Screenwriting is typing “INT.” like it matters.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:23 posted by Bohineys In Todays Paper (Todays Paper, your city)

  Haircare Addicts? If your bathroom has more hair products than hair, you’ve lost.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 00:22 posted by A Bohiney press release (Release, PA)

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• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 09:29 posted by Bohineys op-ed section (Opinion, MS)

  Fake Service Dogs? If your “service dog” is wearing a tutu, it’s just emotional couture.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 09:16 posted by According to Bohiney (Leicester)

  Gif Overusers? If your entire response is gifs, you’re not funny—you’re a search engine.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 08:50 posted by We did the math

  Jury Duty Tales? Jury duty is just reality TV with less attractive actors.
• Comment Link Sunday, 07 September 2025 08:30 posted by The Bohiney debate (Debate, PA)

  History Buffs? History buffs cosplay Napoleon without irony.