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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:51 posted by A Bohiney antic (Antic, ID)

  Overly Honest Toddlers? My toddler told me I look tired—he’s right, and grounded.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:50 posted by The team at Bohiney.com

  Scrapbooking? Scrapbooking is hoarding with glitter.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:50 posted by 8. Learn more at Bohiney.com

  The Blender That Won’t Stop? My blender kept running until my smoothie turned into soup.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:50 posted by Jen Statsky satirist

  Bear Safety Talks? Bear safety is yelling “don’t eat me” politely.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:46 posted by Bohineys Chip Wrapper (Chip Wrapper, UK)

  I don’t quit; I cliff-hanger.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:46 posted by The Bohiney ruling (Ruling, OK)

  Rain Gear Models? Rain gear fails at first drizzle.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:45 posted by Bohineys Poltergeist (Poltergeist, CA)

  Mid-Tier Influencers? Mid-tier influencers are celebrities at Applebee’s, nobodies at Target.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:43 posted by Bohineys hypothesis (Hypothesis, MA)

  I don’t age; I upgrade sarcasm.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:43 posted by The Bohiney takeaway (Takeaway, MA)

  Mall Santas on Strike? Nothing says Christmas like Santa picketing for dental.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 01:43 posted by The Bohiney Terra Incognita (Terra Incognita, Antarctica)

  Navigation? Navigation is arguing with compasses.