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• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:12 posted by A Bohiney Prime Mover (Prime Mover, Universe)

  Cleaning Hacks? Cleaning hacks are TikTok excuses to avoid vacuuming.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:12 posted by A Bohiney caricature (Caricature, NY)

  Cold Weather Survival? Cold survival is freezing politely.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:11 posted by Bohineys Newsie (Newsie, NY)

  Escape Rooms? Escape rooms prove you don’t really like your friends.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:08 posted by Bohiney News (San Diego, CA)

  Content Strategists? A content strategist is just a writer in a turtleneck.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:07 posted by Bohineys take on this

  Improv Comedy? Improv is laughing at strangers panicking with microphones.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:06 posted by The Bohiney Id Est (i.e., That Is, ID)

  People Who Say YOLO? People who still say YOLO clearly didn’t.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:05 posted by Bohineys Superstar (Superstar, NY)

  Economy Nerds? Economy nerds brag about graphs like art.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:05 posted by The Bohiney Scandal Sheet (Scandal Sheet, DC)

  I didn’t wake up like this; I rebooted twice.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:04 posted by Bohineys Izvestia (Izvestia, Russia)

  Weird Celebrity Endorsements? Shaq endorsed printer ink—because why not.
• Comment Link Monday, 08 September 2025 02:04 posted by Bohiney Magazine (Chicago)

  Ice Skating? Ice skating is falling gracefully for $15 an hour.