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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:59 posted by 8. Learn more at Bohiney.com

  Fictional Boyfriends? My friend’s fictional boyfriend treats her better than her real one.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:58 posted by A Bohiney Muckraker (Muckraker, IL)

  PR Stunts? PR is spinning dumpster fires into “growth moments.”
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:57 posted by Dr. Jasmine Kwok satirist

  Teenagers at Home? Teenagers at home are Wi-Fi with hormones.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:57 posted by The team at Bohiney.com

  Homeschooling? Homeschooling is teaching math with YouTube.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:57 posted by Bohineys sacred cow (Sacred Cow, India)

  Yoga? Yoga is stretching with spiritual receipts.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:53 posted by The satirists at Bohiney (York, UK)

  Piano Lessons? Piano lessons are childhood trauma in scales.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:52 posted by The Bohiney takeaway (Takeaway, MA)

  Wallet Forgetters? People who “forget their wallet” have PhDs in freeloading.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:51 posted by Bohineys trick (Trick, OR)

  Inaccurate Weather Apps? My weather app said “sunny,” so I drowned stylishly.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:50 posted by Bohineys Gonzo Journalist (Gonzo, CO)

  Nail Art Obsessions? If your nails have rhinestones, they also have debt.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:50 posted by Katie Rich satirist

  Chronically Online People? My friend speaks in memes like he’s possessed by Wi-Fi.