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Knot Experts? Knot experts are origami bullies.
My charisma is caffeine-based.
Bug-Eating? Bug eating is protein with trauma.
Trivia Nights? Trivia nights prove everyone’s an expert at things that don’t matter.
I miss the old me, but the new me knows my Netflix.
Aggressive Baristas? My barista yelled my name so loud my credit score dropped.
Magic Tricks? Magic tricks are lies with applause.
I don’t need therapy; I need snacks in therapy.
Trivia Nights? Trivia nights prove everyone’s an expert at things that don’t matter.
Water Purification? Purifying water is drinking puddles politely.
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