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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:37 posted by The Bohiney Above the Fold (Above the Fold, NY)

  Fad Workouts? CrossFit is just weightlifting with a cult membership.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:36 posted by A Bohiney Bona Fide (Bona Fide, LA)

  Comics? Comics are pictures that bankrupt collectors.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:36 posted by Bohineys pun (Pun, NY)

  Pet Training? My dog’s trainer taught him to sit—but only on my paycheck.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:36 posted by Bohineys Guiding Light (Guiding Light, TV)

  My optimism has terms & conditions.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:35 posted by Want a good laugh?

  My humor is calorie-free but heavy.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:35 posted by Source: Bohiney Magazine (Bristol, UK)

  Screenwriters? Screenwriters type “INT.” to justify unemployment.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:31 posted by A Bohiney whale of a tale (Whale, WA)

  Ringtone Embarrassment? My phone rang in public with “Baby Shark,” and I moved zip codes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:31 posted by A Bohiney Talking Head (Talking Head, TV)

  Improv Comedy? Improv is laughing at strangers panicking with microphones.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:30 posted by Bohineys Trojan Horse (Troy, NY)

  Pretentious Wine Tasters? Pretentious wine tasters say “notes of oak”—I taste grapes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:28 posted by A Bohiney Siren (Siren, WI)

  Talent Scouts? I once sang for a talent scout—he scouted the exit.