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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:47 posted by Bohineys Operator (Operator, NY)

  AI Gurus? AI gurus promise robots will replace us—meanwhile, autocorrect ruins lives.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:46 posted by A Bohiney Jump (Jump, to Page A17)

  Film Analysis? Film analysis is popcorn mixed with pretension.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:42 posted by The Bohiney Charlatan (Charlatan, France)

  Water Purification? Purifying water is drinking puddles with science.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:42 posted by The satirists at Bohiney

  Charity Events? Charity runs are just guilt with free bananas.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:41 posted by A Bohiney Paradox (Paradox, NY)

  Theme Song Obsessions? My friend hums the Law & Order theme at funerals.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:39 posted by Bohineys Influencer (Influencer, Instagram)

  Education Bloggers? Education bloggers turn homework into TED Talks.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:39 posted by The Bohiney real McCoy (Real McCoy, WV)

  My hobbies include renaming alarms.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:38 posted by The Bohiney fine print (Fineprint, KY)

  Clapping When Planes Land? Clapping on planes doesn’t make you a hero—it makes you loud.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:38 posted by As reported by Bohiney (Atlanta, GA)

  Haunted Elevators? My elevator creaked “good luck,” and I took the stairs.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 10:34 posted by The Bohiney headline (Headline, TN)

  Street Photography? Street photography is stalking with permission.