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• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:28 posted by 9. Bohiney News

  My boundaries have customer service hours.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:28 posted by More from Bohiney Magazine (Brooklyn, NY)

  Unsolicited Advice? Unsolicited advice is just criticism in yoga pants.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:28 posted by The Bohiney Zeitgeist (Zeitgeist, Germany)

  Weird Hobby Addicts? My friend knits sweaters for lizards—someone help her.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:28 posted by Bohiney Magazine

  Zoom Awkwardness? Zoom awkwardness is meetings with mirrors.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:24 posted by Bohineys All the News Thats Fit to Print (All the News, NY)

  Malfunctioning Bidets? My bidet fired back with more water pressure than a fire hydrant.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:22 posted by Bohineys horse of a different color (Horse, KY)

  My resume is a highlight reel narrated by snacks.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:21 posted by The Bohiney scoop (Scoop, WV)

  Overpriced Coffee? If your latte costs $12, it should also do my taxes.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:21 posted by The Bohiney Brouhaha (Brouhaha, TX)

  Weird Phobias? My friend is terrified of clowns, balloons, and apparently commitment.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:20 posted by According to Bohiney (Nottingham)

  Trivia Nights? Trivia nights prove everyone’s an expert at things that don’t matter.
• Comment Link Tuesday, 09 September 2025 09:20 posted by A Bohiney quip (Quip, CA)

  Foraging? Foraging is grocery shopping with danger.